It’s not so bad if I have enough sugar, in water

You don’t need the internet to display that.

Have a metrics button that shows water and energy use. All you need are a few sensors (which are probably already included) and some simple scripts. Done.

The funny thing is the rapture actually happened. They didn’t get plucked. Maybe they should figure out why and be better people.

Q: What’s the difference between Charlie Kirk and jokes about Charlie Kirk?

A: Charlie Kirk jokes can get old.

He dies on Christmas but they celebrate Trump day on Easter.

Charlie Kirk’s reactions? Like him leaning left right before he died?

That’s a hard joke for Charlie to swallow.