

Shit, what’s next? Making 4/20 Adolf Hitler Day?
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If anything I post makes you think instead of laugh: You read it wrong, dummy.


Shit, what’s next? Making 4/20 Adolf Hitler Day?


There has to be. There’s loads of people on the internet that never recognize it even when it’s incredibly obvious or has an /s.


But it’s the PELVIC THRUST, that really drives them INSA-AY-AY-ANE!


I imagine pumpkin fries probably taste a bit like sweet potato fries. I wanna know what’s in the bubble blowing machine that affects sims like the marijuana in Half-Baked.


I wonder how much piss, shit, and semen Trump eats on a regular basis from these spontaneous McDonald’s stops. 🤔


If the cops find 5 million dollars in cash and 20 tons of cocaine at the scene, I gurantee only 2 to 3 million of the money and 15 tons of the coke is gonna end up in the evidence locker and the dealer is going to jail.


Making new accounts to ask the same question is never going to get you different answers than the hundred other times you asked.


What should I NOT do in front of rich people?
Care what out of touch rich fucks think.


New experiences are what give me a nice dopamine high. Can’t get new experiences if I just keep doing the same boring shit. If you only had your favorite food to eat, day in and day out, it eventually won’t be your favorite and you may even come to hate it.


More Money.


Well now I want the scroll wheel to be a trackball. I remember having a mouse like that in the 90s, but, like… That was the mouse. Like you didnt move the whole thing, it didn’t have the ball in the bottom, it was just a large red trackball on a mouse-like base.


2 times 0 is still 0. 🤷♂️


You’re telling me Glocks don’t have normal safety catches? Wtf


For real. There’s no excuse to not realize your gun is loaded, and the safety is off. If you really are that fucking incompetent, you shouldn’t be allowed a gun.


Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Windows Key


I fall asleep in the bath all the time. It’s comfy in there.


There’s another one that popped up pretty recently that almost never uses real locksmithing tools, and just makes a shim out of an aluminium can real quick to pop open a lock. They got Streisand Effect’d by some lock company trying to claim his videos are bullshit becsuse he frequently shows how that particular brand of lock sucks ass.


I just wish the tags used on Mastodon didn’t end up in the body text when they end up on Lemmy. It can add a helluva lot of clutter when they add a thousand of those fuckers.
It really depends on what they are complaining about. I mean, it’s hard to respect someone who complains about all the hard work they have done to get somewhere when they simply inherited a ton of money. Complaining about something unique to that kind of lifestyle, on the other hand, is simply hard to identify with. I can imagine even a good person with enough wealth might feel lonely if everyone around them only cares about the wealth and not the person.