Not a very nice one, admittedly.

Guy’s gotta have a hobby.

That’s a big ole’ desert that state has. Wouldn’t it be nice for those fake electors to be given a courtesy tour, to show the state’s appreciation for their misguided efforts but no hard feelings, of the deep wilderness?

I started drinking lots of alcohol. It didn’t really help in the long run.

It’s like liquid therapy.

Then you lose your family and job.

It’s great!

He’s just having a lovely holiday somewhere, comrade.

Rajat Khare? The rapist Rajat Khare?!?

You go girl!

FAAFO?

Gosh I didn’t realise he was a wee fella like that!

Why is it that every time I read the name Uttar Pradesh it’s in connection with some horrible act like this? WTF India? Get your fucking act together.

OH HO HO HAH HAH!!! RAPE JOKES EH WOT?!?

SO TERRIBLY WITTY EH OLD CHAP?!?

MARVELLOUS I SAY, MARVELLOUS!!!

LOL.

You go girl!

$20 says he’s really into getting spit-roasted by big hairy bears.

There’s nothing wrong with this of course, but his inevitable hypocrisy is why we can’t have nice things.

If you prune their roots and little branches then you can keep them small. Also using wire to shape them can create a more interesting character.

I’m pretty sure that’s how it works.

I’d love to hear Rudy taken apart by Al Franken.

Makes me want to go watch it. Racist idiots gonna be racist idiots.

Ha! It’s not like he’s difficult to upset. Just mention something like the pee tapes, or his smell and he’ll start going off on one.

Japan should send some super ninja badasses to sort things out. Crack some skulls, bury the odd shuriken into a throat or two.

Or at least send the Power Rangers to do some threatening looking dance moves in front of somebody suspicious.

Melania always seemed to have a look on her face like someone just farted. I now know why.