On a scale from Hapsburg to Earth, how do you want your new colony to go?

Step 1: Take out $600 cash

Step 2: Piss on cash

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Profit

Okay, I will.

Why do you have to show so much disrespect to fractions like that? My 5/7ths of a toothbrush works just fine, thank you very much!

Where do you find a more reputable IPTV service? Searching for them shows a lot of questionable sites that I’m not eager to give my info to.

Wait, preventing? Well, this is awkward.

kayaking the time to get to know your neighbors

Now I’m picturing sitting in my neighbour’s driveway in a kayak chatting them up. Then, slooooowly, and loudly, paddling over to the next neighbour’s house until I know everyone or my kayak is destroyed.

We are in the blurst timeline.

That’s fucking beautiful, dude.

Wow, science is amazing. I thought dropping a microwave from space would just cause it to burn up on reentry. I wonder if certain brands work better than others?

Snake?!

Snaaaaaake!!!

I’m surrounded by assholes!

Since NotRobert did not plan ahead, they starve this winter.

Game over.

Neat, you’re one of those people my math textbooks warn me about.

NotRobert has a 1200 sq ft house

If each potato they grow takes up 1 cubic foot of area, how many potatoes can NotRobert grow?

Wow, I never knew the CIA faked building the Titanic.

Water did nothing wrong.

What do you think icebergs are made of?

Lol

Stares in motherfucker

OH YEAH!