Maxxie

I really liked pebble’s weird lcd/e-paper/whatever display, ideal for a watch that’s not trying to replace a phone (not sure if its basically the same as other open source watches, looks different on video tho).

probably not worth 2x price 😅

Space Odyssey but Dave, Hal and everybody else is incredibly stupid

-Hey google, please run checks on our ICBM launch systems. Just make sure to run it in flight test mode.

-Surething! … I am very sorry

It would upset me, but holy crap what a topic for the first half an hour of the date. Will get you right through the awkward phase!

“So, wild story, my dad set this date. Can you believe this crap? I have no idea what he put in my profile, hopefully nothing too cringe… He wrote I love trains??? FFS you make ONE model train when you’re 12, and you’re a ‘train girl’ forever. Honestly I almost no-show, but you didn’t deserve being stood up… Anyway, wanna vent about stupid shit your parents did?”