vaatwasser

I always heard it was partly due to all the hormones we put in cows to keep them pregnant, and then we drink the milk.

but not sitting down

so constantly?

/s

and Winnie the Ping!

and choosing presidents with no real value.

duly noted, fixed!
but I know who I am (or at least so I think) so now it just looks weird to me.

I’m more of a comma or interrobang kind of guy‽

had to look him up… quite de resume!

https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Werner_Heisenberg

sounds like T9 that most ppl didn’t seem to get the jist of.

just call him daddy

TIL. probably why I’m a self proclaimed hopeless romantic.

and dig your username… I’m something of a machinist meself

that would be melons

IMO the dad was trying to help and offered to pay.
might as wel give it a go and see where it takes you.
if this was the 3rd or 4th time with no luck than that’s probably a different story.

Kiss her when she gives you the look, you’ll know the look.

they probably don’t know the look… I would ask her if it’d be OK to kiss her.
no-one wants to be unwelcomely violated

ah, the 'ol switcheroo

nah I get those at work instead of a raise

why, it meanders you say?

volgens mei niet!

who steals a shoe(s)? honestly!