Oh, no. Not pro. The one for stuff like ticket dispensers.

Even if you want Windows, it’s still better to get that edition that works just the same but has most of the bloat cut off, that they made for small business computers.

And they say Microslop only does bad things lately. What do you call more people switching to Linux to avoid their enshitification, if not a good thing?

Nope. It’s a comic that happens to be a cautionary tale to billionaires, that they will absolutely ignore.

Everyone needs to read Billionaire’s Island.

“People will die anyway, why give them healthcare? We are not into that business, just give us your money, you greedy little pigs”.

If you claim to be a Christian but deny the doctrine of Papal Infallibility, you are not Catholic; you are what they call schismatic.

Calling these people “weird” does a disservice to all good and honest weird people all over the world.

As always, the first computers you should check when anyone tries to ban consensual porn that harms no one, are the computers of the ones proposing the ban.

Why do they call them “handles” when you are supposed to open them with your foot?

Old reddit still has all, at least for now.

I must admit they did mellow quite a lot. I’d feel safer at a gathering of juggalos than at a republican convention.

Prodigy was a series for kids that adults could watch. I like to think this is a series for teens and young adults that adults can watch.

Lemmy is arguably more Star Trek than Reddit. It only makes sense.

Wait. Is there an LCARS lemmy frontend? We could really use that.

They are like viruses that kill their host. Mindless greed with no forecast or hindsight.

Next thing you know, we have the first Juggalo president.

To be fair, they did set expectations when they got rid of the “don’t be evil” moto.

What is the most orange alloy? Copper gold? They should make it out of that.

I can’t believe he lasted that long. This guy needs help.

I can too.

I can move through space all the way to next to my nightstand and change the clock’s time with a little wheel behind it.