Obligatory Ben Corey

Isn’t that a rat poison?

He’s just like us!

/s

Yes.

It’s shower thoughts not shower posts

That’s 14 hours since the cabinet was announced. Apparently the PM himself was appointed on September 9.

Approximately 55 centi-Truss for the PM himself, including 1 cT for the cabinet .

or in American: if a Scaramucci was a football field, 2 touchdowns and a field goal for the PM and a 5 yard kick return for the Cabinet.

Which is worse? Getting hit with bird poop while standing still, or while riding a motorcycle down the highway?

I can’t believe I forgot about that!

It’s not only religious people, it’s just people collectively. If you are famous enough someone will want to see/touch/own your hair, your belongings, your undegarments, or the chair you were shot in.

As long as my socks still smell like fresh breeze, and don’t cling to my sweaters, then whatever.

If President Bonespurs wants to swap territory so much then he should use Alaska as the bargaining chip.

Apple is cooked

Hahaha, it will suck to be Tim Apple that day

Risky click of the day…

Higher pressure decreases the relative volume of the gas, increasing its density and reducing its buoyancy. What you need is extra voluminous farts in an otherwise nearly empty, low pressure digestive tract.

The molar mass of elemental nitrogen is 14, not 7. However, its equilibrium state in our atmosphere is as N2 which has a molar mass of 28.

Big bash > small bash

We all love the 1864 goth girl

Because it blocks those government heat rays. /s

Nah. I just do little twerk and it shakes all the dribbles off.