Don’t worry! Texas just passed a law allowing reclaimed fracking water to irrigate crops. That way everyone can get cancer!

https://www.newsdirect.com/moneywise/new-texas-state-law-allows-fracking-wastewater-to-be-used-for-crops-amid-a-looming-severe-shortage-of-water-but-its-got-some-farmers-and-ranchers-on-edge/

What else are they doing in there for there to get that much paper dust? Book binding?!

They asked for “masked armed men” not police officers.

answering with Bidet as a solution, which makes no sense (you are not going to hose down the bathroom are you?)

It makes perfect sense. If you don’t use TP, there’s no paper dust in the first place.

increasing capacity for “all citizens”

The law, in its majestic equality, enables the rich as well as the poor to drive their luxury vehicles everywhere.

It’s a bunch of murderous ghouls celebrating the death of poor people.

And send it to everyone diagnosed with a life-threatening illness that won’t be able to pay for treatment.

I’m happy for you extroverts to go use the cashier checkout lanes if you are that desperate for small talk.

That’s amusing. I’m a total introvert. I don’t do small talk. It’s draining to me too. That’s why I’m wondering where the hell you’re shopping. I never use self checkouts and never have a problem with having to chat with anyone.

Where the hell are you shopping that you have to make small talk? I say “hi” when I walk up. Wait while they scan. They say “that’ll be $10”. I tap my card, say “thanks” and leave.

If people can’t even interact with each other on a surface level like that it’s no wonder we’re all so lonely and depressed.

WWE Night Of Champions In Jeopardy

Now I’m just picturing a bunch of wrestlers in spandex answering trivia in the form of a question.

Put them back in your friend’s drawer and forget about them.

Exactly. And if he’s 22 now, 5 years ago he was 17. Lots of teenagers have menial jobs in high school to get some cash. There’s nothing wrong with that.

The US is already feeding on the smaller sharks, and has been for decades. Look at their foreign policy in Central and South America, South East Asia, the Middle East.

The only difference is that they’ve been feasting on other nations and not the West. China and Russia don’t have those restraints. All three of them are horrible, but America hasn’t been horrible to us until just recently.

That’s a safety tether.

Next up: painting the White House with cheap gold paint.

You know you’re a pathetic weakling when you have to force people to say nice things about you.

Also “peace of work”

This is what happens when you don’t fund science education.

There are three simple words that every foreign national, government leader, business head, or regulatory organization need to practice and repeat to Trump any time he opens his revolting leech-mouth to demand something.

Go fuck yourself.

And if he opens his mouth again, repeat it until he stops.

No, that’ll be some kind of attack on us. Either he’ll ramp up tariffs on Canada, or declare Alberta is now called North Montana and the 51st state.