Are you alright alright alright?

Honestly that’s a far better idol than most religions.

I’m not devout, it’s only once every 2 or 3 weeks for me.

Lol you couldn’t keep anything that big a secret from the US.

Dude, I’ve been so confused and bored with nothing to do that Ive considered some kind of electro-magnetic anomaly. My electrical system is old as shit. But I have it rigged to high powered modern electronics. Eventually I gave up on it and figured it’s probably something mundane and gave up on figuring it out or honestly caring. It’s one fork. Big deal. Honestly at this point if it’s kids in the matrix trying to communicate with me, that’d be great lol. But I probably just didn’t notice I smashed it in the drawer.

Just atlantic cod. They’ve been watching me but I’m onto them!

I get my kid on the weekend but that was a week night. Haven’t had guests over in a few weeks. Nothing else missing or messed with. No,no, and no.

I’m leaning into the drawer one, that it just got smashed in there somehow and I didn’t notice, but they’re significant forks, not cheap crap or anything.

I don’t, but also I would imagine that would leave marks on the tines.

I very much am not.

Don’t have a dishwasher.

Hmm possibly? But I haven’t had the drawer be tough to open recently.

I get that. I love to oversell bad dad jokes. The overselling is what makes it so funny to me, because the jokes are inherently bad.

You need to calm down. At no time did I attack you or anything, but clearly you’re really worked up about it. It’s really not worth arguing with someone so emotional. I hope tomorrow is a better day for you.

Read the article again. It says they were donated by UP.FIT.

Cause I’m saying it’s simpler than that. It’s just advertising for the business to his clientele. That clientele would include right wing “back the blue” types that would love to own a truck that some unspecified swat type team trusts. But if they ever actually use these vehicles for that purpose, it’ll backfire.

I wanna try see a tesla trebuchet video. I should probably clarify; I mean I want to see a cyber truck launched by a huge trebuchet. Honestly that would be a terrifying weapon. As bad as diseased corpses being launched over castle walls, anyways.

Flash floods are a real threat in Vegas.

See, a lot of people don’t like to put the /s but sometimes it’s required. I read it the way you meant it, but I could easily see how people wouldn’t see the satire, as it’s a bit on the nose. If you wanna do satire or sarcasm, you really should throw in at least one part that is truly absurd to let people know it’s not actually defense, or throwing quotes around it if you’re wanting to be more subtle. Also you need more exclamation points if you’re going to mock the right.

It wasn’t musk that donated them. It’s the owner of the business that “upfit” them, and for the record, they’re contracted to ONLY “up fit” Tesla’s.

And their business, the guys “up fitting” these cyber trucks. Which they ONLY “upfit” Tesla’s.