Try a temp agency. Many have temp to perm positions in offices and factories, some staff trades and labour. Is it ideal? No. But my current job pays me $26/h and I started as a temp 10 years ago.

Not always true, but outrunning the helicopter is damn close to not doable.

Still agree with the motorcycle.

He should have his computer confiscated and searched. It’s a cinch this fucker has a TB of CSAM in an unencrypted HD just waiting to be found.

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out

Nomination for a (p)Ig Nobel at very least.

Git’em! Slava Ukraine!

You can really taste the anchovy!

I am so sorry. I don’t know what came over me.

Oh laws? Yeah, that’s just for us poors.

Let’s not all forget that Israel is not finished eradicating Palestine, but now everyone is looking at Iran. Violence in Gaza will again escalate but now with no coverage because a bigger war has started.

Yeah, no shit. I work in a factory. What exactly does that have to do with anything?

Yes. Have you not been paying attention?

So don’t eat the brains. Those are rotten anyway.

To save the working man, you’ve got to put him out to pasture

                 Soup us Good Food - Dead Kennedys 

We should just eat them all. They stopped contributing anything of value years ago.

We live in the stupidest timeline.

I remember listening to Nirvana’s Smells Like Teen Spirit when out came out thinking this was the roughest rock could ever go.

☝️

Those were your exact words…

When Smells Like Teen Spirit came out there was already far harder shit. Nirvana was never heavy at all.

I’m out of silly.

… make money to pay taxes and buy products…

Not to.