I keep all my money in my mattress. All of the $52.

Uttar Pradesh is the Florida of the world, but like, way worse.

I’m very well aware. I frequent that server.

Yeah, porn is the only reason I still visit Reddit from time to every day.

Miranda IM was the best messaging software ever. Enormously configurable and super light weight. The installer was like 1Mb or something.

Apparently Miranda-NG (Next Gen) is a thing.

Pff, Pidgin, Trillian… The true master race was Miranda IM. Only the real pros remember.

I’d prefer it if the Fediverse was ActivityPub only, for convenience, but as I understand it any platform that supports federation is a part of the fediverse, no matter the protocol used and no matter if it can interact with other federated protocols.

Edit: If you think of the Fediverse as a multiverse instead of a universe it makes more sense.

#random #absurd #mentalinstitution #helpme

I guess a lot of people feel like Mastodon is more private because it’s smaller. Which is a kind of privacy, I guess, until it isn’t.

Put hashtags on your random shit and more people will find it

Sure, Mr. Penguin, come right in. Can I offer you a… fish?

Seems like a lot of planning to get the person you don’t like to live in a tent first.

And you.

I just realized the Swedish slang for flea market would work a charm. Loppis. It even sounds like a hip app. Someone quick make it an open fedi platform before the capitalists take it!

Edit: It’s short for loppmarknad. Loppa = flea. Marknad = market.

Oh also, bring me a can of Booty Sweat.

On one condition; you go get help. Otherwise don’t you dare leave us here alone!

Dude it would obviously only affect the elementary schools where they have gay sex.

I’ve been keeping an eye on Linux since the late 90s. It took me not having to use any non-Linux software or hardware on the computer in question. Currently I have two laptops running Linux, one has Windows in case I need it (which so far has turned out to be never), and I have a workstation that has Linux as a secondary OS but I’m always in Windows on that one because of software and hardware.

Hashtags are afaik the best way to go. Some hashtags have a bigger following than others.

Yeah it’s sad to see. It’s not the reaction I would have expected from Lemmy. But then again, given how black people feel treated on Mastodon maybe I should have.