There was an elephant too?!

I think it’s just tier enough.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a Daredevil parody/love letter.

They get their powers from the same accident that gives Matt Murdoch his.

Mentor? Splinter / Stick. Enemy? The Foot / The Hand.

Holy shit that is every comment from you.

Dan Harmon has said the producer did this magic for him. He would often tell Dan that, no, they were over budget when they weren’t, so he could then say yes to the best ideas, actors/cameos, etc.

I’m a huge superfan. My ringtone is Professor Professorson’s.

Neurotoxins.

I’d just raise the temp slowly until it starts boiling. The only reason I can think it wouldn’t be simmering at that temp is that the water has been boiled off, but that’s almost certainly not the case here.

But I’ve never made stock before.

My interpretation would be that she has a crush on him and is hoping that converting him would be a way to (innocently) sink her claws in.

As such, she is nervously laughing off his sexuality because it’s another thing that makes him harder ‘tame’.

It is! I’ve been listening, but then family arrived.

I used to tease my parents for owning an album called Green Onions.

Now I recognize it as a classic.

Added to my funky Christmas mix!

If it’s already a crime and you involved a minor in the crime while crossing state lines, you now trafficked that minor and additional charges are added. Add a gun, more charges.

One crime at a time is the rule for a lot of good reasons. Of course zero crimes is preferable, if we are being picky.

Heh. Autocomplete.

Any attempt at self-improvement is not pathetic. My phone suggested self-forgiveness, which also is key here.

You are trying to be more aware and less impulsive. The key here is mindfulness, not that it’s easy to attain/achieve.

I said self-forgiveness because beating yourself up for your perceived failures will also hold you back.

Failure is key to success.

I’ve made a little progress toward changing my internal monolog, and it has served me well. Be nicer to yourself and laugh off your failures lest the memory of them become baggage.

My dad is a Buddhist. I never got good at meditation, but I recognize its value.

But mainly, be kinder to yourself. Perfection was never an option, so why would you expect it from yourself?

Relax. Breathe. You’ll figure things out, whether or not you achieve these goals.

“On this occasion, Johannesen had also attempted to hide a mobile phone behind a wardrobe which was discovered when it started ringing during the search.”

This guy was clearly not all that bright. But he is hilarious, unintentionally.

Not necessarily. Sales taxes, payroll taxes, and income taxes are all paid by people who are living somewhere while not being an immigrant with a visa or the like.

Undocumented immigrants already pay more in taxes while not being eligible for most benefits programs.

This isn’t about a rational solution, it’s racism.

What works for you, works for you.

It may be possible to slowly wean yourself off of these behaviors that are worrying you. If it’s down to once a month, there isn’t as much of a jump to zero times a month, but maybe sometime. And then once it’s been a year, congratulate yourself for that and keep going.

Habits are hard to break and much easier to fall into. But if you are more conscious of these decisions, it all becomes a little bit easier with time.

That kind of mindfulness is a skill that is hard to develop, but your post leads me to think you’re already on your way.

That’s a tactic I’ve seen widely used, especially by the assholes we are talking about.

Words have meaning to us, and fascists love that because they are not beholden to any truth at all.

Ah, then I guess I don’t know how to interpret that.

Maps cannot answer that question.

Genealogy could, but has its downsides.