“What is my purpose?”

“To suck my farts.”

“Oh my God.”

Note: remove voice capabilities.

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Fashistical

Your throwing stick trick has boomeranged on us!

Awesome!

Oh thank goodness. Maybe I’ll finally be able to sleep!

Context?

It’s the crossing guard. They’re beloved and allowed.

But yeah. Boo! They suck!

Catskill Mountains

Only if it’s successful.

Have you never been to New York City where this story takes place?

Wow! What a slamn

Tell me you’re an embryo incapable of understanding consequences, etc.

Zing!

Give them the guillotine like the people breaking laws you agree with!

Especially in New York City! How would you ever get anywhere on time without a car in New York City?!

Sausages made from cats?

Tokyo drift around in circles while fliffing out Benjamins.

*you’re

Isn’t this old news? Did someone else do this?

Why are French people shoving so much garbage up their asses?

What? No. Way.

Yippee!

Helpful!