CRAPITALISM!

Prophecy, you say?

It depends…

Do you think Jimmy Carter has seen the season 4 finale of Breaking Bad?

Where should we riot then?

Give us back our crows!

The Key.

Anything by J5 really, it’s all golden.

Yeah! Grandpa stuff!

I could take her…

You can’t call your instrument of war a “shrike” if you’re not impaling the corpes on spikes around your contry.

Being the most common tree in America doesn’t make the sycamore any less awesome.

They’re big and their canopy is lush. Their limbs are all twisty and knobbly. They’ve got huge leaves that sound amazing blowing in the wind or crunching underfoot. The colloquialism for their seedpods is hilarious and the pods themselves are almost as cool as sweetgum seed pods.

Just some great trees all around.

Wipe your ass.

Real men know that there is a greater tactical advantage to backing out of a parking spot instead of pulling out.

Odd fact of the day: Albuquerque is the exact center of the known universe.

What if proteins were jerks? Prions.

Old tricks are the best tricks.

Just offer them some food. They may be a little skittish at first, but eventually they’ll be eating out of the palm of your hand.

My favorite scene in Spacehunter.

Could have been buying olive oil… Way less dangerous buying olive oil.

Wish I had a copy of my old fish pun thread from the WoW forums…