Umm… oh! The doctor was a woman!

Sleaze: Anything by My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult

Depressing: Roads by Portishead

Fennel.

If only there was some way of predicting this would happen, we wouldn’t have done this! ;p

Time to expand.

Open kimono?

Dark mode default?

Rapid thermodynamic expansion?

Let us speak now of… The Mighty Orbots.

Ooo, that methhead physique is super sexy.

It’s weakest at the edges of the block, not the star.

Dude probably only owns one skateboard.

Also, building a statue of Baal and then burning it is just standard Baal-worship.

C.J.W.A.V.A.

Doesn’t quite roll off the tongue like “C.H.U.D.”.

Is this the same place that the victorian shoes were washing ashore?

Congrats Disney, you did it.

You have obliterated the original message of Star Wars.

Bill Clinton fully admits to smoking weed in college.

Basically, he agreed to back off, and NATO agreed not to call in its 11 trillion in American debt that it was holding on to.

That second album really was incredible.

What a fuckin’ Monday, huh?