American Christianity is fascism with even worse music. That’s what Pussolini understands.

There’s always Russia.

How long before he’s charging admission just as far as the statue, so MAGAs can kneel to it?

It will all depend on the judge. A MAGA judge will throw the First Amendment down the shitter for Dear Leader.

Haven’t they always said this?

Freedom of speech only applies to MAGA rhetoric.

Freedom of the press only applies to the conservative press.

Freedom of assembly only applies to MAGA rallies.

But hey. At least you don’t have that arrogant brown lady.

My first aikido masters were former students of Sensei Fat. They refused to speak of it. He must have been a real piece of work, even then.

This time, yes. But eventually, they’re going to get a MAGA judge, and someone will go to political prison. That will set a precedent.

But the emails.

Ah go on. I bet he loves him some Jeezus ‘n’ MAGA.

Cures everything, even better than drinking bleach!

I think raw asbestos would make him even safer.

🎵 No stems no seeds

That you don’t need

Acapulco Gold is

[fffffffff!]

Baaaad aaasss weeeed! 🎶

Uh yeah, any travel I might do will be by train.

Another Republican gets another mulligan. Must be America.

And they say progressive men don’t know the difference?

Not just #SAD but #FUCKINGSAD

And if he causes an accident, his victim goes down for it. That’s NY.

[insert obligatory “beating his meat” gag here]

Back in the W regime, there was that Attorney General who would not only lead prayers, he would sing his own Christian patriotic songs at meetings.

Let me guess.

Evangelical MAGA Republican?

“I’m so surprised,” said no one ever.