It’s all Chad’s fault. We should just hang him

It’s gonna be 9 by next week.

Show me where I was complaining thusly.

They’re there for a reason. Once the context no longer exists - the task is complete, the partnership has lapsed, or I’ve decided that my cup of fucks runneth dry - I will close the relevant tabs, or even the entire window.

Months, even.

And what about when I don’t need it any more? Just leave them all in there, eventually cluttering up my bookmarks even worse than the tab situation?

Why spend all that time making and deleting bookmarks when I can just leave some tabs open? Also, too many sites are poorly designed and the desired data can’t be directly accessed from a URL.

I can almost never find things in my browser history. I keep windows with relevant tabs open on separate workspaces.

I’m not sure I’ve ever been accused of such a thing before.

I hate you more

Sometimes I feel like I’m the only person who likes making weird sounds with their mouth

a few bouillon cubes

saaaaaalty

I hate you

I guess Instant Pot really fucked up by not calling their product “Instapot,” huh?

Having more money would let me retire earlier, which would make me happier.

But I’m lucky and already have all my other needs met.

I thought that there was a study that showed limited returns on happiness beyond a certain threshold ($75k at the time, which is now surely well out-of-date).

Huh? This story is literally about the man doing something stupid: leaving in unsecured, loaded firearm where an animal could accidentally trigger it.

I mean, I guess they could be even dumber than that,* but the prior offense should be more than enough to bar them from ever owning a firearm again, right?

… right? …

… What do you mean, they work for ICE now? …

If only there were a good boy with a gun

Well, they are more expensive, and have more expensive options.

OK? They’re also fuckin’ expensive