Reading to a baby is about exposing them to different words and patterns than what you get from normal speech.

If you want my advice, talk to them constantly as if you are the narrator, and smile and make eye contact at every opportunity.

Not sure if this applies before birth. It couldnt hurt, so I suggest reading whatever you like to read. And make sure its something that the mother wants to hear, assuming you arent her.

Paint.

Been saying this for a year now

Whats it called?

brb gotta tell my son I love him

Maybe try a language you both understand

Are they tethered to the operator?

What? Why is there so much fiber optic cable?

That’s a lynching.

Friendship ended with plex, jellyfin is new best friend.

Good!

Its become like a meeseeks

Microwave it on its side.

Can it be pig cum? Their loads are huge.

Yes but the judge will be MIFFED and do nothing.

You can probably elect to invest your 401k into stable funds.

Of course that doesn’t protect you from inflation.

You still might be able to choose a precious metals fund or something that might outperform inflation.

We dont want poors getting educated

For an open source project you are welcome to fork it (make a copy for yourself) and modify it however you like. The changes will be only on your fork.

You can also request that the original project pull your changes, in which case it would be available to everyone using it.

I guess you could load the shells twice as hot

Mutually Assured Drone Destruction?