Maybe ask your real dad

TIL 4chan still exists

Its a nationality. Do the Jews have a flag?

Malcom in the middle did it

You can call your cat anything you want, they still won’t come.

Fined $375 fyi

They dont- you can sign up for all evening classes if you want

They aren’t confessing, they’re bragging

Long before this point

How come

Parasol

If you start out raising an animal for food you accept that you will have to kill it or pay someone else to do it.

So this really is Obama’s fault?

Im 100% sure it makes a difference.

Both of my kids were communicating with body language by like 3 weeks. For example I could say “do you want a bottle?” And they would get all excited, or not, if they werent hungry. And I noticed with both kids the first thing they figured out was how to return a smile. Strangers get a kick out of it when an infant looks them in the eye and smiles.

Part of this is that you have to pay attention to them and respond. The feedback is what helps them learn fast, which they cant get from TV.

(I dint have anything anything against TV, just saying its not a substitute for human interaction)

They are 4 and 7 now and both have always had a surprisingly large vocabulary and speak clearly for their age.

Reading to a baby is about exposing them to different words and patterns than what you get from normal speech.

If you want my advice, talk to them constantly as if you are the narrator, and smile and make eye contact at every opportunity.

Not sure if this applies before birth. It couldnt hurt, so I suggest reading whatever you like to read. And make sure its something that the mother wants to hear, assuming you arent her.

Paint.

Been saying this for a year now

Whats it called?

brb gotta tell my son I love him