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4 days agoI doubt anyone’s ever said “what a dick!” when he takes his pants off
I doubt anyone’s ever said “what a dick!” when he takes his pants off
I have a periscopic girlfriend. She sticks her little eyeball up the to the surface so I can stay under the water cruising along and fire nukes and kill the Russians and Germans
Yeah, OP. Ten million posts a month isn’t good enough for you?!?