Tier 1 Build-A-Bear 🧸

Not all flights include Wi-Fi, even if the plane is equipped with it

Humans.

I’m ootl, aren’t Germans supposed to be one of the good guys these days?

All birds are reptiles

“there’s no underwear in space” to get Carrie Fisher naked under her robe thing. I’m sure she knew what was going on and there’s a lot worse people out there but George was still a bit of a horn dog lol

He was a perv, though

Edit: not saying he’s a pedo, at least not that I know of. But see my lower comment, he definitely was thinking with his dick sometimes is all I’m saying XD

More than half in my experience. I get to save my cat and make the world a better place for 1 and also 2 statistically

They probably assumed most of the Elvis fans already knew his story. After all, can you really “spoil” history?

Ahhhhh dang it so close! Next year DON’T LET IT OUT OF YOUR SIGHT lol

But… it’s charging?? Why did you charge it PAST 69?

Damn, that’s really stupid

Around me in these situations there’s usually a lane dedicated to the merging traffic. So like turning right onto a ramp to get on the interstate, you stay in your lane without risk of getting sideswiped, then once you’re up to speed it merges with the interstate traffic. Is that not the case for you?

This right here for me, I’m pretty tall too and can’t afford first class so if I’m about to be cramped for 3+ hours I’m gonna stretch my legs first

Traffic fucked us here too. Left with what I thought was plenty of extra time. An hour into the drive and another hour had been added to the GPS. Turned around at that point because we just weren’t going to make it.

Just some nerdy things I’m into, and also the “fun” subs, so like retro handhelds, rubik’s cubes, lightsabers, knives, stuff like that and then just the general “funny” and “meme-y” subs, I know they exist here but it’s always depressing or political or boring-dystopia-esque and I need more light hearted stuff lol

How do you milk a fridge?

Hard disagree on this one, the lowercase k needs to be way more to the right, or at the very least should have h i and l to the left of it. k looks so kool.

I’ve unfortunately found myself back on reddit here and there for some niche communities, and also to just not be so depressed by the news, politics, and Linux that permeates EVERY FUCKING COMMUNITY regardless of the focus of that community. We all seriously need to branch out here a bit.

Damn, Nintendo’s going after everyone

But the socks are already on your feet at that point? Unless you sometimes forget which foot is which lol