

Ants should stop being so fcking tasty if they don’t want to be eaten.


Ants should stop being so fcking tasty if they don’t want to be eaten.
"Good morning
Did you know that you can send a greeting and the actual body of the request in the same message?
If you waste my time again I will scream.
Yours faithfully, NABDad"


Washing machines create rough towels. Rough towels create dry bodies. Dry bodies create soft towels. Soft towels go in washing machines.


Why should I know that? Who cares about where this dipshit lives


This is kinda misleading, the complaint is that cars are too expensive. They’re not saying cars should be less safe, just that the extra safety isn’t worth the financial cost.
(Still not a good position to take in my opinion)


Eh, if you’re a pedo and your preacher is a pedo, it doesn’t really matter if your president is too


I’m not American but even I know you need to keep your dogs secured in a dog safe when you’re not using them. It’s just basic dog safety


He’s in my top three favourite authors, so it’s always nice to see another Isaac Asimov enjoyer in the wild :)


Yeah, it’s uh… not his best work. Still, it was the only book I was missing from him for several years, and now my collection is finally complete! It has a special place for me just because of that, and because of the anticipation of finally being able to read it


I like your choice of book for the backdrop :)


Maybe he’s sleepwalking?
I’m in a similar situation - I badly hurt my best friend from school and we stopped talking. This was over a decade ago. I know from mutual friends that she’s moved away, she’s happy and has children now. Although I really regret how I acted, I think it’s best to just leave it in the past. No need to dredge up old pain for her just so I can feel better for apologising.
Idk if that’s the right answer, but it’s what I’ve chosen.


Very detailed, and that explains a lot, thank you.


It’s ok, we have hamlets here too. I live in one!


That’s different from anything I’ve seen in the UK. Every house seems to be surrounded with lawns and so spread out, and yet you still need whatever that giant building with the green roof and car park is. Presumably a shop? Why’d you need such a big building for so few people? And why are all the houses detached with no terraces? Very strange…
(All of that was rhetorical, I’m sure it makes sense if that’s what you’re used to. And having more room to spread out and less history to deal with)


Cool, thank you


This is why I was confused. There’s no way that’s a town with so few people (from a UK perspective)


Very detailed, thanks :)


No thanks, America is already confusing enough 👍
Because it freezes well and is better for toasting. Nice bread tends to be a flatter oval shape which doesn’t fit in a toaster as well.