A guy at work said to me:

“Did you know that Native Americans don’t mind being called Indians?”

Oh, you polled thousands of people from all parts of the country?

I wanted to turtle into my shirt.

What is the benefit of this?

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OH MY GOD!!! MASKS!?! It must be rat poison!

People working with powders should be wearing masks.

Further studies are required to conclude a direct correlation of artificial sweeteners with decreased insulin sensitivity.

Because it’s subjective

Why?

Added sugar is considerably worse for you than any zero calorie sweetener. Don’t give me that IT’S CHEMICALS bullshit either. Aspartame is one of the most tested food additive world wide and it’s not found to be unsafe.

So I can or can’t drink from the toilet?

Stevia is FOUL.

Stevia is DISGUSTING and by far the worst non-sugar sweetener. Aspartame is good in my opinion.

Did you or did you not move your fat ass?

Also, he won’t find it.

We’re going to see this episode on some show soon. This is good.

This will play out like a Black Mirror episode. I’m calling it. The day he finds that drive is the day before bitcoin crashes and is worth $4.35 per coin.

As a Michigander, I’m going to guess it’s just all the meth Ohio does and not actual pirates.

And because it really just sucks.

Probably 5

Wanna find out? What’s your phone number?

I was going to go out and do some racist shit today, but I saw that the NFL wanted to end it, so now I’m seriously reconsidering said racist shit.