Cooking takes time, ingredients, and if you want it palatable, ability. Fast food takes driving up to a location and saying “give me something easy”.

It’s not as fast as it used to be, but it’s still relatively quick, especially if it’s on your way home from wherever you are. Any extra time is just spent doomscrolling on your phone or listening to your preferred media pundit.

Don’t forget his terrorist fist jab.

Because it’s nothing more than a popularity contest for them. This isn’t the future of the country (or world) for them, it’s junior prom.

Not adding pickles to a sandwich when you asked for it isn’t theft, it’s an innocent mistake. You don’t need to threaten someone with jailtime over it.

It could very well be an innocent mistake made by an over-worked, underpaid staffer.

Do you really think the best way to resolve that situation is to call some bored gun-toting police officer to wave their metaphorical dick at them so you don’t have to be nice and ask for something instead of demanding satisfaction like a medieval fop?

A business dispute wherein public safety or property theft are involved, sure… but not when someone is irate about their service. Unless that escalates to the former, it should not require police presence.

Ugly bags of mostly water…

They might be over-qualified, actually.

That’s so fetch.

And inventing a bunch of people who do nothing but sing the praises of amazon isn’t?

People have been shitting on Amazon for years, you haven’t exactly stumbled on a revelation. You’re not some outsider who’s the only one who sees the truth.

Not going to a football match doesn’t mean you have to give up everything that makes you happy.

If that’s literally the only thing that’d make him happy, he’s got much bigger problems in life.

It’s a job creator, so in effect it makes money.

/s

Then that’s why.

Do you have Google history turned off?

We huntin’ space whales.

He barely got elected to his first term. He didn’t even get a majority of the popular vote, just more than his opponent. He only beat the shit out of “Crime, boy, I dunno” for his second term.

It was run by one guy who had health issues. So it shut down. Mbin is the main fork now.

No, but it’s a lot easier than waiting for things to get better. Which always takes agonizingly long. Even if you do your best to help it along.

It plays well to a lot of spiteful people. Who just want to see the systems that have wronged them be destroyed in fire and brimstone, rather than be improved.

Dogs hate grapes.