I read the headline and was absolutely positive that it was an onion article, then saw where this was posted.

The kind that doesn’t know shit about any car on the lot and just tries to pressure you into buying the most expensive car because it’s the most expensive, but was secretly totaled on a flood.

He’ll probably jump at the opportunity.

I was just there recently; a lot of the signs all over were in english. It was very easy to get around and everyone was really accommodating.

Can we crucify her too?

I’m glad to see he’s addressing our nation’s highest priorities.

There’s a metaphor here about how the way trump runs things is going to fuck over his base, but they’re too dumb to see it.

It’s disheartening that he didn’t learn that when you’re poor, even when you start to make progress, everything needs to continue to go your way because if you hit one bump in the road you need to start all over again. It’s too bad his “start all over again” was just “go back to being rich” and he really failed his social experiment.

I think his makeup keeps getting darker; in two years he’s just gonna be doing full-on blackface.

It would be so nice if my trump supporting neighbors would leave.

He punished blue cities and states in his first term too.

Haha nice

She was trying to go out in a glaze of glory.

If they didn’t want me to sniff the vent fumes, they shouldn’t have pointed the vent nearly at my face.

This is what I thought it sounded like too. I’ve seen similar behavior with wake on lan before.