Sounds like an easy claim that they didn’t deliver the package.

And offer them that sweet fresh-out-of-college salary

I have, for a long time, used the phrase “speaking of segues” to change the subject in a conversation.

You know what they say, “I before V, except after C”. (Or something like that.)

If they expect you to commute to the office every day, then you clock in when you leave your house, and clock out when you get home (assuming you’re not stopping between to do personal errands).