The trick is to not have friends sucka
" I’m just terrified it’ll get my underwear and clothes wet while being cold and unpleasant." I’ve never had this issue.
Shouldn’t flush those either.
Get a bidet, at worst you waste like $30, at best you will know true comfort.
Yes you are, it really helps. They can spray quite hard. You will feel 1000% cleaner after.
It’s a 10 minute job for a non plumber and I tell you it’s SO much better than wiping. A quick gentle wipe to dry, and it only takes one or two, and very little TP. Once you get used to it that is. I hate going anywhere else now, as I find it so comfortable.
Yea I’m actually glad there’s an exodus of people who care. The ones who don’t, I don’t care about them either.
Difference here is, I don’t rely on reddit for income and have nothing to lose. They do.
Big difference to a random coke and a flow of constant power that literally costs less than a cent to charge a phone.