You can just say you have blue balls, nobody will want to look.

Saying it’s a lack of street parking.

You think the solution to parking problems is letting assholes park on the sidewalk?

Nah, casually racist cat owner.

Our speech is a reflection of ourselves.

Not sure why you think it would be cute that your cat is racist except maybe you are secretly OK with that word.

If you casually use racial slurs in your internal monologue, you will end up saying them aloud because you got too comfortable.

This is banana republic lawless BS.

It sounds like someone’s trying to stir up old political grievances.

They say your dead father is retroactively not a citizen, therefore we’re taking everything away from you and there’s no appeal.

Almost as bad as kidnapping American citizens and deporting them to El Salvador.

A new guy broke equipment because he tried to help with something he was not trained on. Maybe we can fix him.

Guy who’s been here for months tossed out a critical tool in order to goof off more effectively. Sounds like he doesn’t want to work here at all.

Why do I have the feeling we’re not getting the whole story here?

sudo rm -r . /

This fool is going to get shot.

Vintage iMac in this vintage meme

Studying anatomy

Do you think that excuse will fly?

Dear internet, how can I convince my parents to allow a teenage boy to hang out in the bedroom of a teenage girl without a chaperone?

If one of you can impregnate the other, pronouns are just decoration for the nursery.

Do you ever identify with any gender stereotypes?

You’re over here on the #3 most intolerant communist instance complaining about the #1 most intolerant communist instance.

Maybe find an instance that’s not specifically designed as a safe space for Marxism.

Part of growing up is being able to recognize your parents’ faults.

Whether to excuse your dad’s faults is a value judgement without right or wrong answers.

So you’re not saying it’s because the wiring is substandard, but because it’s ring circuits, which are not up to the same standard as if they used a breaker panel.

Isn’t that the same thing?

It’s a stupid affection that hurts usability.

If everyone tried this crap Lemmy would be a wasteland.