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The one that gets its tooth knocked out?

Man I love that clip, you can live vicariously through it for a second.

Who the fuck cares.

I often wonder how people with schizophrenia deal with these hyper targeted ads.

This will be what gets him shot.

Nah, I say dumb shit and make shitty jokes, wayyy less stress.

356,411 km, give or take.

You don’t know about the incident? Have you been locked in some sort of vault or something?

We use communal toilet brushes instead of paper, it’s hard trying to find paper after the incident.

I do, but I will kill you if you get too close to it.

AMA: I’m the leader of a group of roaming wasteland raiders, ask me anything!

Why does she need to say that?

Hillary: everyones talking about Bill again, I’m gonna make them talk about me!

Because if people worked out that most people are decent human beings, they wouldn’t be able to fear monger with their police propaganda puff pieces.

Why.

Sometimes I’ll call you a dumbass, but if I do, you were probably being a dumbass.

We’re taking the jobs back AI!..

Absolute legend.

His mum looks like Cruella De Vil, but I doubt this dudes his father, he looks nothing like him, buuut, the dude in the image below has a lot of similar features to Elon.

The only answer, Keanu Reeves memories and skills, fuck my memories and skills.