I’m Norwegian and if I’m drunk and talking with an equally drunk dutch guy, we can keep a conversation going just fine.

Of course, it might be that we’re both so drunk that we think we’re having a conversation.

Apparently it was shot down by a Gepard.

80 kilos of cocaine is quite a lot, it really should be disposed of safely.

US: Mental health issue? Here, take a bullet.

Well, if it’s stupid I think I’ll refrain. /s

I think it was the A/C coolant, but yes, they probably did

Shit, good thing Hitler didn’t know that trick, imagine if he had said no to allied troops in Europe! /s

I suppose a part of me thought they had peaked in terms of evilness, but no, they keep finding ways to be even more terrible.

Yup, when meeting with insecure narcissists you have to look the part. They offend easily.

Visit Israel, we promise you’ll have a genocidal time!

Can you imagine what’s going through Zelensky’s and Macron’s minds… “I’m in the white house looking at nazi hats - I didn’t see this one coming when I decided to get into politics…”

Yes, it’s a flat rate, which makes things a bit easier I suppose.

As someone not used to it, I find it very annoying. Where I live the final sale price/cost to consumers is what must be advertised, by law. I remember car dealers attempted to omit delivery cost, a good while back, but that shit was shut down quick.

With the initial report in hand I suppose the lawsuit will have to claim that shutting off the fuel supply was done intentionally, and thus was not a crew error.

They meant to crash the plane, how dare you suggest otherwise!?

Wow, way to go, Australia!

That seems like a no-brainer. Go to war, get fucked.

I said “jesus christ” to a teacher (3rd grade’ish), why I can’t remember but probably because I was asked to do something I felt was silly. Turned out the teacher was very religious and accused me of blasphemy, and was really up in arms about it. He invited my mom to a meeting to discuss the issue but, according to my mom, quickly dropped the whole thing when my mom had said “jesus christ” 5 times in the same amount of minutes.

I guess I know who taught me to use that phrase.

I dreamt I visited Jurassic Park with my class from elementary school. Everyone got eaten except me.

Except where trams are involved. Those have a license to kill.

Me neither. It was just ridiculous. When it got to the point where the floor board on the Eclipse mysteriously fell out it was just too all too much, for me. How people who know and love cars ever could think that movie was great is beyond me.

I saw one of the later movies in the cinema, since my date wanted to see it. I felt it was some of the worst goo I’d ever seen, while my date thought it was “fantastic”. I remember thinking “this isn’t going to work out…”, hehe.