This has me cackling thanks

You’re right, I’m sorry.

My design is flawless otherwise though right??

Now that just seems a bit unrealistic, doesn’t it? Everyone knows nuclear reactors are quite heavy. Let’s not stoop to silliness.

To be fair, since it is also a 5MW cold fusion reactor, it is also rather heavy, so one does need to be stronger than the average person. It’s the ONLY downside to this innovative product. It even folds!

Thankfully, being shaped like an umbrella, the design already accounts for this by directing rain away from the power output located at the base of the handle. It’s Type C!

With my unlimited budget, I have also funded research to increase the official USB-C PD spec to a frankly irresponsible five megawatts of energy throughput.

Unlimited budget? My tactical umbrella is capable of generating 5MW of electricity from cold nuclear fusion.

What Pixel?

I love you.

That’s fair. I was definitely exaggerating, but I do know I had coverage in much more of the country than the people I traveled with.

Problem is, T Mobile bought so many other carriers that their coverage is unbeatable in the US. I’ve been all over the entire country and had coverage everywhere others with competing carriers didn’t. That’s anecdotal I suppose, but I’m afraid to switch to a carrier with worse coverage.

Well that was a crazy read. Never seen a company act this way before. Sounds like a very small operation. Unfortunately their products don’t appeal to me at all, I’d much rather buy a Framework.

Womp womp. I’m sure openAI asked for permission from the creators for all its training data, right? Thief complains about someone else stealing their stolen goods, more at 11.

I am.

2nd and 13th are all they care about.

You have a very interesting way of ascribing motive here. You say I lack imagination, I say you have an excess of imagination.

So you’re gonna skip over the part where I was right and you were plainly wrong?

If I were to suggest an actually productive solution with a $10k budget, my comment would be removed and I’d be on a list. We both know what that means.

Please show me where OP asked for ways to “immediately reduce their carbon footprint.”

That is not what was requested in the post title. “Carbon Footprint” is a piece of propaganda perpetuated by the biggest industry offenders to shift blame to the individual and distract from their own massively disproportionate contribution to climate change.

Yeah that should offset the massive pollution from global industry right? I feel that the shift of responsibility to the individual is a distraction.

Gonna quit weed. Cold turkey. If I don’t have control over my consumption now, I think that’s a sign I need to stop until I do have that ability again, if ever.

1. Hasan streams

2. Somebody thinks yeah medicare for all
3. ???
4. ???
5. ???
6. politically viable leftism in the US

It’s the same argument:

1. Everyone has a brat summer

2. Oprah fumbles Kamala thru a question
3. Beyonce performs
4. ???
5. ???
6. ???
7. Democrats win.

Actually laughed out loud at this, well done. You’re an excellent writer. This encapsulates the 24 election so perfectly 😭