Yes, Microslop is the clear choice here. If you say “sloppysoft” no one will have any idea what you’re talking about.

Sorry! It is a grassroots effort to track and catalog the dystopian surveillance cameras that have been placed on roadsides all over the country to spy on the public on behalf of the ruling class.

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I take it you’ve never actually been to the UK, or even read about their public transport situation; trains tend to be expensive in the UK. I get it though, it’s fun to dunk on an imagined adversary.

This has me cackling thanks

You’re right, I’m sorry.

My design is flawless otherwise though right??

Now that just seems a bit unrealistic, doesn’t it? Everyone knows nuclear reactors are quite heavy. Let’s not stoop to silliness.

To be fair, since it is also a 5MW cold fusion reactor, it is also rather heavy, so one does need to be stronger than the average person. It’s the ONLY downside to this innovative product. It even folds!

Thankfully, being shaped like an umbrella, the design already accounts for this by directing rain away from the power output located at the base of the handle. It’s Type C!

With my unlimited budget, I have also funded research to increase the official USB-C PD spec to a frankly irresponsible five megawatts of energy throughput.

Unlimited budget? My tactical umbrella is capable of generating 5MW of electricity from cold nuclear fusion.

What Pixel?

I love you.

That’s fair. I was definitely exaggerating, but I do know I had coverage in much more of the country than the people I traveled with.

Problem is, T Mobile bought so many other carriers that their coverage is unbeatable in the US. I’ve been all over the entire country and had coverage everywhere others with competing carriers didn’t. That’s anecdotal I suppose, but I’m afraid to switch to a carrier with worse coverage.

Well that was a crazy read. Never seen a company act this way before. Sounds like a very small operation. Unfortunately their products don’t appeal to me at all, I’d much rather buy a Framework.

Womp womp. I’m sure openAI asked for permission from the creators for all its training data, right? Thief complains about someone else stealing their stolen goods, more at 11.

I am.

2nd and 13th are all they care about.

You have a very interesting way of ascribing motive here. You say I lack imagination, I say you have an excess of imagination.

So you’re gonna skip over the part where I was right and you were plainly wrong?

If I were to suggest an actually productive solution with a $10k budget, my comment would be removed and I’d be on a list. We both know what that means.