“I’d like you to beat the shit out of my neighbors, but try to be nice about it they’re good people”

Why back in my day I would’ve asked for that seat, we used to have to tie rope to our trousers to stay in one spot

Having diarrhea on a plane is like my worst nightmare times 11 and this article isn’t helping

Jokes on you I’m none of those things

Brainwashing people to stay in the military through gay influence(?) is an interesting tactic as opposed to just making people obedient in general, maybe being gay is part of the secret to superpowers idk.