Free trials 4 lyfe

This was my first thought: when will we get an arm based framework laptop?

I would immediately leave and get as far away from my home as possible, since that’s where they’re coming to look for me.

Where? Where is he being held prison?

On one hand, yes this was terribly stupid.

One the other, I understand why people are forced to drive under desperate circumstances to get to work, doctors appointments, etc. because public transit in most places is so bad it’s worthless.

Here ya go:

There’s a reason that your instance (and others) has defederated from hexbear.

i don’t think hexbear is a good sample group for the average lemmy user nor representative of lemmy users a whole. you might do better sampling lemmy.world, or assembling a meta poll from the top 5 or top 10 instances.

chugging battery acid would be an easier way to achieve the same effect with the benefit of immediately putting you out of your misery.

headline legit made me do a spit take. wtf.

Freshness?

That’s fine. Also fine if another dude pisses in my mouth. Or a bunch of other dudes.

👅

Haiku - based on BeOS

“inspired by” would be more accurate. there’s no original BeOS code in Haiku for legal reasons (other than the interface, which was open-sourced with the release of BeOS 5). All backwards-compatibility with original BeOS software is (impressively) reverse-engineered. Haiku OS is, itself, original software made to - in every way - look, feel, and operate just like BeOS did.

edit: i had a buddy in high school who had a BeBox. it was like having the best of a Mac and a PC in one machine. it really was a spectacular machine and OS. i really wish Apple had picked it up, but they went with NeXTSTEP instead, which, i admit, was still a pretty solid choice.

YouTube is the virus

Looks like you might be getting some sort of protection plan thing for free. Check that out. It lists the member price as $0

Get the aloe vera

“yes, but gender-neutral bathrooms crosses the line!”

/s obvs

my cat Holy Lord Emperor Finley the Magnificent and Soft wants to know wtf you mean by “once”?

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also suggesting that those beans could have been found in a nebula, dick