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I swear, I found it all on a hard drive laying in the streets, officer!

Sweden criminalized this recently so yes

Seems unlikely, or all vampires are just dumb. Just hypnotise a burglar and have them invite you in

Alas? You found it

Pretty sure the Earth isn’t traveling the universe at light speed

The weirder words was easier to read in Swedish

Someone installed Fedora for me somewhere around 2006, then I switched between Ubuntu and Windows until permanently settling for Ubuntu a couple of years ago. But I’m thinking of switching to Debian…

Either ‘I can hear you fuck, keep it down.’ or ‘JFYI the walls are thin.’

That’s sad to hear, especially since filler words are a vital part of our language

Sure, and since that means that there can be no new species unless they magically appear, there is only one species on this planet. Just very… varying

That’s a statement not a question

Anyway, the hen came first which then traveled back in time to lay the egg first, so it then could hatch into the chicken.

Doesn’t the saying go ‘there’s a first for everything’?

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Yes but now they’re in sinful Sweden! Who knows who might be gay

I implore you to act to destress. Burnout takes years to recover from.

What’s an auto-coup?

You’re stressed and showing signs of a coming burnout man

Depends on context but mainly it just means ‘Okay!’ or ‘Go ahead!’

The spring-winter is also a very beautiful season

Got my first yesterday! Praise to the fediverse chick