Hell, Michigan lol
Yeah, that pretty much sums it up. I’m trying to stay close to my mom, and she’s desperately trying to hold the family together, so if I don’t do anything, he would play the victim and use my mom’s hurt feelings against me. So I’m most likely going to just do something very generic, like you said.
Pure evil.
Hey that would be easy, he hates football!
That’s the goal. There’s some drama right now that makes that really hard, but within a couple years that’s where we’re headed.
Lol I love it
Hm… getting him more work, I love it.
I totally would but he’d throw a whole fit lol. Maybe for his birthday in a few months…
Yeah my wife loved the smell in the aisle, but it got old really fast at home lol
Yeah I’ve thought about just doing a few candy bars or something. I think the sunk cost fallacy has kicked in, so I almost want to go higher effort but bad lol
Hm… I wonder if Walmart still has watermelon scented candles. “But dad, it smells just like summer!”
My wife suggested “number one sad” with a card explaining that he was, in fact, my first dad lol
Ooh I like this. Especially since he hates strong smells.
That would be especially funny because he’s Mormon, and he’s very upset I’m not.
Honestly that’s kind of what I’m thinking. Then he has to store them, and he’d feel like he had to wear them at least once. Just a little upsetting for him.
It’s not my job. If it’s vital work, someone can pay me for it. Otherwise it happens on my own terms.
I downloaded all my comments before I deleted the data, and I’m slowly putting all the stuff that was actually important in places where I have a bit more control over how it’s used (i.e., the fediverse, my own websites, etc). Not a perfect solution, but if Reddit wanted to keep it forever they should have treated us better.
Corporate America and its constant need for fucking validation
“We make more money from cars. We half assed the walking instructions. Good luck and fuck you.”