To add to this, OP may want to put their thoughts down in writing. An email or memo or note or anything as long as it’s not a text or other personal non work form of communication.

Lay it all out, over write it, put too much detail and then pare it down to what OP believes to be acceptable. Have some copies of it.

Give them the written missive that boils down to “leave me alone” Make a note of the time and date.

If the co-worker keeps being a pest, go to HR, with a copy of the missive, and a note of the date it was given to co-worker so that co-worker cannot wheedle their way into making it about them trying to “help” OP.

Also, fuck every co-worker who pulls unprofessional shit like this. It’s abhorrent and borderline harassment.

Don’t quit, slowdown, make them fire you, collect unemployment and get a better job

We’re not handling the LLM generative bullshit bots now, anywhere. There’s a thing called the dead Internet theory. Essentially most of the traffic on the Internet now is bots.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Internet_theory

If you think you might be interested in network security or networking and don’t have money try the free courses here.

https://academy.hackthebox.com/catalogue

There are paid and free courses there, choose the free ones. If it’s paid, in any web browser search

how to <title of the course>

Good luck.

In my humble opinion the point of self hosting an LLM is so that the data doesn’t leave your LAN.

Yes, but what does the BLOB do?

I bought moon reader 7 years ago and still use it.

That’s going to be a lot of North Koreans fleeing to Ukraine

Not everywhere in America

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/university-north-texas-corpses-dissected-unclaimed-bodies-rcna170478

It’s as complex as you make it, is linux native, is scriptable, doesn’t use YAML, is native to the OS, and is free as in beer. Just like SNMP. however they’ll also get logs at a central server they can drill into if needed.

Which I believe fulfills the requirements of OPs post.

Sidenote, self-hosting is absolutely overkill just as a theory and process. I often read responses to suggestions as this or that is overkill, or complicated, or non-trivial effort.

The self hosting community is a broad spectrum of users , from those with home labs on an old dying laptop to those with a full rack setup. People have different needs and interests. Some are learning infra and devops for work or to get into a new job. Some are privacy minded. Some are trying to get the most bang for their buck. Some just want to pay for a cloud hosted solution. Some just want an automated home. Some run a home business.

Edit: to the point of your valid and helpful SNMP post, most syslog servers also will ingest and report on SNMP traffic as well. The container I linked does exactly that. If they find they want to automate processes in the future they can also trigger on the syslog stream as well. But that complexity is only there if they want it. Otherwise it’s just a stream they can parse and trigger an alert, just like SNMP. So OP could have an extensible solution if they want to expand. Also Grafana/Prometheus will take in syslog natively with a couple standard YAML configs if they choose that they want to look at that solution again in the future.

/Rant

Edit: found better resources

https://linuxhandbook.com/syslog-guide/

https://github.com/linuxserver/docker-syslog-ng

That should be a good place to start. Syslog will do what you want.

Proxmox also can run on ZFS, has support to run containers, and can also manage backups.