Restaurant Christmas party, guy walks out of the bathroom drunk af and tripping on shrooms with his dick out. Owner and their kid were right there when he came out. Instantly fired and lucky he’s not a sex offender

Deglaze with your favorite beer

Can we just mean corporate speak in general. I can’t fucking stand all the buzzwords that get tossed around

Ask for the Bob Marley extra crispy

Probably at least in the 1k range

Back to the future part 1

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I have Randy’s inspo+. Holds 2g carts and looks like a tobacco vape so I roll with it pretty much everywhere. It also comes with a chamber that you can put regular concentrate into as well

CallMeKevin if you’re into video games and someone who doesn’t take them too seriously

This is the wooooorst

Secrid card slide wallet

Weed pen

iPhone 13 pro

Time is illmatic

Keep static like wool fabric

Pack a 4-matic to crack your whole cabbage

Two people who should be completely irrelevant are a news story. Someone melon ball my eyes out please

Filth by Swans when I’m weightlifting

Black bears, mountains southeast USA

Damn this is a huge loss to alternative music. Was just rocking some shellac earlier today

World star hip hop is why

Next week, adolf hitler is appointed chair of the Shoah Foundation.

I’m hoping he doesn’t even make it to this election