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SOC Eng. Bluenoser. Widows Son. Unreliable narrator. Time ‘Person of the year’ in 2006.
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That’s exactly what someone who wants googly eyes on everything would say.
We have a housing problem and the government is actively reducing immigration targets (that’s you moving here permanently) and curbing foreign property investment (that’s you buying property here).
It’s not a great time for you to make this move.
psst. It’s the federation.
What a bizarre thing to think.
I’ve been surprised to find that females in my circle consider dude gender neutral.
There’s an enforcement component. It’s designed to punish the producer so it hurts so it won’t do it again.
Judge Dredd, obvi.
Many moons ago I used heartbeat for this, but you’d need both servers in the same cidr range. I assume that’s not the case here.
In your case you could probably use a dynamic DNS service to move the IP around, but the challenge would be knowing when to kick it off.
You could write scripts to determine when the live one goes down, but we’re probably already more complicated than you were looking for.
I think you’re one of those googleyers! Distraction.