Done, how much we going in for?

Invent time travel. Get your grandfather paradox on.

Feel free to exercise that right at your convenience

My state will give you one for free… Fairly sure you’ll have a similar opportunity if you look.

They’re probably mostly dead and someone is still collecting their checks.

I’m a little mildly infuriated that the picture of the thing I’m supposed to be reading is so small and sideways.

FURY!!!

Not sure how USPS is involved seeing as how the woman is in Canada.