if that happened in my country I’d cut my dick off just in case

$200k? did the hospital make the baby?

pretty sure your boss is splurging human babies so shut the fuck up

as the founding fathers intended

vote for me and I’ll make it illegal for CEOs to make public statements.

what

yeah, but on the other hand, he fucked up the entire reduction system in the US.

it’s hearsay; if you can’t cross examine the testimony, it can’t be presented as evidence.

no. boneless means without bones. there’s no “acceptable risk” when the package says there’s no risk.

I like the illustration. it’s like his head is exploding out of sheer stupidity

“define ‘sex’. no, wait… define ‘life’.”

you’re just catching up… being antifascist has always been anti-American in the rest of the world.

just imagine Obama doing that during his term. i think half of them would just straight up die to an aneurysm. they had conniptions when he wore a tan suit.

when will we just tell these people to shut the fuck up and that we don’t care what they think? I’ve never heard a tech billionaire say anything remotely smart for decades now.

sure thing, dude who has a porn pact with his son, I’m sure you’ve never seen naked people before

they could but wouldn’t. not for moral reasons but because if you end all life companies that own you wouldn’t make any money.

never liked 1312. I don’t mind it, but don’t prefer it. reminds me of fascist dog whistles like 1488. there’s no need to speak in code. we’re right. all cops are bastards.

we know it’s not legal, but who’s going to do anything about it?

i said back when people first started talking about AI replacing workers… if there’s one job that can easily be replaced by AI, it’s a fucking CEO.

ew what