Excuse me, are you a scientist of any kind? Then shut the fuck up.

Throws piano.

Kristi, RFK Jr called. He wants his brain worm back.

through the marketplace of ideas

Some ideas need to be removed from the marketplace.

So, nothing to do with road safety.

Just go buy a new PC with Windows 11 and give me your old PC.

Don’t let the door hit you.

There are demonstrations this Saturday, David. Hope we see you there.

Oh, let me tell you about the incompetent Gen Z kids I get calls from every day.

My man-boobs would like a word.

*Are. Not trying to be a jerk if English isn’t your first language. Teenagers is a plural noun.

We are mad but we are also distracted and overwhelmed. You can’t get mad at work because you might get fired. Then there goes your housing and food and healthcare. It’s going to have to get a lot worse before things pop off.

Right back at you.

He was lucky to be able to claim UK citizenship through a parent.

If we are giving him new instructions, tell him to embrace progressive ideals.

Yikes! Do you think he has the guts to have Musk taken out?

Poor fish.

Yeah, I’m going to need some citations for the claims of those people.

Who the hell does he think he was making money from before? If not for the LGBTQ+ community, that song would just be some old 70s song. Welp, pulling it from my playlist.

Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal…