Rayquetzalcoatl

My wallet

Being cringe

The fire that Prometheus stole is a metaphor.

And my absolute fave depression breakfast is waking up on the sofa still drunk, just in time to get ready for work

My colleague (we work in web dev) will literally sit there staring at an error message but apparently not reading it, and then he’ll open ChatGPT and start asking it what to do. The fucker never even Googles error messages, it’s an absolute nightmare.

Unplug your inbuilt webcam?

Rare to see a comment that starts by mentioning CPUs and ends by talking about Pompeii. Awesome. Mental.

What do RP and BP mean here?

Would love to not be in a Yankee quip chamber. I know they’re everywhere but it would be nice to avoid “As an American…” comments lol

Haven’t thought of this song in years! I remember it being so ephemeral and amazing when I first heard it, such a cool song

They’re getting private messaged by YouTubers

To be fair, he probably needs to conscript an army of eighteen year olds into national service to get his ears cleaned. Must take fucking months to cover every square mile of those fucking things.

I hate when I can’t Qwant “blubb” cos Bing is down

Oh come on buddy… It hasn’t trickled down because they haven’t paid their fair share yet! Doubtless the cheque is in the mail and it just got lost for a few years or something; it’ll all start trickling down in no time don’t you worry!!

It was a much easier fit rhythmically than “marmalading”

Man I don’t know, that’s weird. Maybe they just prefer it this way? Some people don’t like the cottage/nature kind of aesthetic. I think their house is ugly as sin but it’s just a matter of personal taste.

What? Why? Lol

No. We don’t need to make Reddit again. Let’s do something else.

Totally! I’m not sure I really understand why so many people want to turn the fediverse into Reddit; we tried Reddit, it didn’t work, let’s move on lol. What’s Revanced?? I’ve been using YouTube less and less as the ads get more and more annoying, and I saw somewhere they even trialled placements of five unskippable ads in a row so that’s nothing to look forward to - any alternatives, I’d be interested in 👀

Super excited for these guys, and happy that they’re happy too!