Thunderstorm just rolling over the village, but the house battery is fully charged and I need not fear the inevitable power cut.

Made chunky bolognaise in the Thermomix we inherited from my dad and it fucking rocked. Wasn’t sure about the worcestershire sauce and the chilli flakes, but went with it - very glad I did.

Oh no! Anyway …

Spoken only like someone who didn’t view the video.

Dick.

Seriously? I think it’s about as funny as cancer. Different strokes I guess …