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Cake day: July 22nd, 2023

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  • Risk: .0001% chance a bad thing happens.

    We’re not talking about your cousin’s sketchy moonshine here.

    Are you afraid to get out of bed? Falling 2.5’ imparts more energy to your body than getting shot with a .45ACP bullet.

    Seriously, how does one navigate the world calculating every bad thing that could occur? Scooping a speck of mold out of my jam doesn’t move the needle on my risk meter. I cannot live in a “zero risk” world.

    Walked a 2-mile round trip to the store today, orders of magnitude more risky than flicking a bit of mold out my jam. And BTW, I have “emphysema light”, doctor’s words. I’m not exactly a tough guy.

    How will you react when faced with real risk? I’ve saved my own life twice, arguably three times. Will you curl into a ball? “NOAWW! The jam might blind me!”

    Having some science education, I choose not to live in fear.



  • I could step out to check my mailbox and get smeared by an inattentive driver. In all seriousness, I’m more afraid of slipping in my shower and breaking my neck. Instant death or living out my life having a nurse dig shit out of my ass? (My niece did that for a living.) Not too worried about a little mold in my jam.

    Some y’all’s “risk vs. reward” mechanisms are utterly broken. Can’t blame ya! We didn’t evolve to calculate risk in the modern world.

    tl;dr: Take risks. Life is not worth living in fear, not worth calculating infinitesimal odds.




  • Scoop it out and go on with your day. I’d only toss it if it tastes or smells funky, even a bit. Just tossed a jar of salsa after skimming spots of mold off the top for months, exactly as yours. Not because it was unsafe to eat, it just sucked as salsa and I felt it was getting more and more untrustworthy. Jam is going to be somewhat like honey, too much sugar for anything bad to get a deep hold.

    Anyway, none y’all are going to survive another worldwide depression. “Er mer gerd! THROW IT!” Your great-grandparents and great-great-grandparents are laughing at you. I’ll be in the woods out back, eating live minnows and fighting the deer over acorns.



  • Haven’t seen anyone address this yet, but surely the prosecution didn’t coach him to testify thusly. I mean, JFC, that testimony can only make their case look weak. And we have video proving the witness is lying!

    Instead of trying to demonstrate harm, they should be leaning into “this was battery and the charge does not provide for a level of harm to have occurred”. (Don’t know if this is true in DC. Also, maybe assault is the same as battery in that jurisdiction?) If they really want to take the “harm” tack, have the pig go on about emotional distress, “It was humiliating and my fellow officers make fun of me every day. They call me ‘onions’.” 😿

    Jurors are given strict instructions that they must judge the case as to whether the exact charge is valid according to the exact wording of the law, no feels. They really hammer that in even before you’re chosen.

    I think the defendant loses if the jury is strict enough, but given that two grand juries refused to indict, I have a good feeling they let this guy slide.