sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]

Not my problem

Uptown Funk is already a classic dude

That one Fetty Wap song

Despacito

Satrday Snday

not my problem

Honestly I hope he gets it

and I hope a Muslim immigrant stabs him a week after he’s released

Thou shalt rinse the xylospongium before thoust giveth it to the next user

grape wine sucks

there’s more complexity in Shaoxing cooking wine than grape wine

also the best beer I’ve ever had was some artisanal non-alcoholic one, I’ve been trying to find it for 10 years but never succeeded

something so salty it’s called maldon

this dimension isn’t real

I can see Craig of the Creek being changing for little kids

and senses are real bc they’re reproducible

I see john get cut and he says owie
I get cut and it also feels like owie

therefore if john shoots himself and dies I can expect that to do the same thing

unless you’re saying that my very conception of john, my visual image of him, is all solipsistic and derived from my own mental dreamworld, as are everything else in my life. In that case I would say damn I’m heckin smart and got a big brain. I used to think about this when I was little and I would imagine myself sitting on a big rock in space, and I’d wake up and realize that everything (my family friends etc) were all a dream, and the reality was just me, this moonrock I was sitting on, and the black galaxy around me

how do you know your senses are valid and not solipsistic

if I’m the only real person on earth and everyone else is NPCs that means my senses are even more reliable and valid

A Nazi government is all or nothing

all or nothing literally doesn’t exist in nature

except in the brains of ultras

lefties should do this more

“there’s white people in it, it literally can’t be woke”

by remembering that Esau is the end of the world

that’s nice but has nothing do do with your initial comment

No, humans need to reorganize society before curbing anything

Overpopulation isn’t the driver of damage, overconsumption is

So much damage could be eliminated by

• allowing people to not mow their lawns/keep animals on them
• abolishing all dress codes (less need for AC in the summer)
• mandating green roofs
• public transit
• eliminating bullshit jobs
• requiring ease of repair

and so many other things, which wouldn’t even reduce people’s quality of life, but improve it (so long as these resources are shared equally). After that happens, yes you can talk about limiting births to a 2.0 fertility rate, with some leeway (like you get fewer privileges if you have more kids) but in general this planet could easily handle twice or even thrice the amount of humans with no environmental damage if the population was managed properly. Which of course means you don’t get your own personal carriage to take you to a Taylor Swift concert 50 miles away at the drop of a hat

I promise you nobody is going to stop having kids because diapers specifically are expensive

meat has nowhere near as much impact as transit/cars

diapers bad

this reads like the reddit mayobrain take where they pat themselves on the back for not eating octopus because it’s “smart”

You’re not doing anything, you’re just stretching and reaching for a bright side to make yourself look good/feel good. Plastic literally-everything-fucking-else usage (ziploc bags, garbage bags, cups, spoons, forks, condiment packets, takeout containers, grocery bags which still exist despite having been banned) is so astronomically higher than diapers that it probably makes the CO2 differential between Africa and Europe look small

death to america