If you could set off a nuke by jarring it, parts of America wouldn’t be there today.

the next administration to reside in office

Unless the US’ current trajectory changes sharply, I don’t think there are going to be any more elections.

And what exactly would we do to help? Invade? Arrest your leaders? Station peacekeepers inside your borders?

What are you going to do to prove it? Take a blood test?

Also:

The easiest way to remove hairs from bathroom surfaces is with a slightly damp paper towel or microfibre cloth.

When cleaning surfaces:

1. Wipe down once with a damp sponge/cloth. This removes loose dirt and softens the hardened stuff.

2. Spray with a surfactant.

3. Wait five minutes to give it time to work.

4. Wipe again to remove remaining dirt.

If there’s something you can’t get off, use a harsher cleaner like Barkeeper’s Friend. Wear gloves when using that. I can’t unlock my phone with my thumbprint anymore.

Not a fan of it.

They kinda suck for driving though, because they don’t turn dark inside a car.

I take 'em off. The inside of a building is glare-free enough.

Friends don’t make friends read fanfiction!

Because Reddit is run by a psycho who looks forward to owning slaves after the downfall of civilisation.

Because Reddit locked out third party apps and when asked for an explanation, their first instinct was to lie.

Because Reddit disguises its adverts as user posts.

Because Reddit is overrun with fake user accounts trying to control discourse on the internet.

Because Reddit’s real users will post Among Us jokes in threads about school shootings to farm karma.

Elon’s a big believer in Ethical Altruism - the idea that any action you take is ethical as long as it improves life for someone. In his case ‘someone’ is future generations, ie. people who can’t tell him his actions on their behalf are wrong, because they don’t exist yet. It works as long as you don’t think about it too hard, which he doesn’t.

I’m sure I recognise that cadence. Is that iambic pentameter? (Being the only one I can name.)

Why were you up so long?

I learn current slang just to use it wrong. Nahmean, cringe?

Local companies are out-competing the multinational on price, quality and local knowledge. Isn’t this the free market working as intended?

See? I knew we’d find a use for him.

Now I really want to answer your rhetorical question, because you’ve badly misunderstood how popes work.

Monarchs are like cardboard boxes. Someday they’ll be useful again, you just know it.

I might be okay with specific use cases, but overall no. Why do we need to invent users? Users are a thing that already exists. This is a solution desperately hunting for a problem.