What took Matt’s code over an entire month to run, viewers optimized so damn hard that the majority of the runtime of the code is just loading the words, so they started optimizing the code to run while the word list was loading. Takes like 4 milliseconds to load the word list, and 2 milliseconds to run the program

People joke about the Parker Square, but he’s unironically the most inspiring public figure imo. The king of Doing The Damn Thing

I’ll sooner murder a marketing executive

I was looking at the all-time ratio, not any individual torrent, but yeah OP can collect their two golds and a silver whenever they want

🥉

You get a silver medal when you hit a 1.0 ratio, and a gold medal when you hit 2.0

Based. As time goes on we rely more and more on the few who keep seeding long past the 1.0 ratio to keep a show alive. The rights to a show may change hands a dozen times before it becomes available to watch legally without spending tens of dollars on a used 20 year old disc that may or may not still work

I wish there was a way to explain this without making it sound gross, but get some saltines, chew em up, and sneak the pill into the mash in your mouth before you swallow

Considering almost every one of my ancestors for the last few hundred million years managed to have sex at least once, I’d say it’s pretty remarkable how I’ve managed to avoid it so far

I’m so glad I read this comment. Yesterday I just happened to decide to try and patch RIF and was super disappointed when it didn’t work, but now it does! Works just like it used to, I’m so happy

I’ve never felt like I can’t say whatever I want on SJW

Lmao I remember going all in on Voat for like 2 days before I realized everyone else there was a nazi

My favorite:

abusive admin - threatened to send Hillary Clinton feet pics. Also, pedo

An Apple expensive joke? What is this, 2011?

He also has a habit of making videos that are just long ads, like that self-driving car, or that shampoo

Sharing users’ mental health information with advertisers and connecting LGBT users with Christian faith-based therapists are the two big issues I’m aware of

The electricity one wasn’t so much him being wrong as it was him being really bad at communicating that one point

34 counts lmaooo

I’d love to not live in a country with him, but if I leave, I know the country gets a little bit worse for those who can’t leave. This is why I advocate for staying in awful states if you can do so safely. If you leave, then the state gets even worse for the people who want to but can’t.

Especially as a cyclist, there’s a solid chance they’re literally trying to kill you

Yeah this comment should not be so far in the negatives. I much prefer calling someone a dickhead for going before their turn than screaming “YOU HAVE RIGHT OF WAY” at some dipshit who’s holding up traffic because they feel like being nice

Totally unrelated video about normal robot dogs without guns on them

https://youtube.com/shorts/HZ69XsHyXzQ