Making premarital sex illegal: He’s fine with that.

State-mandated couples: too far…?

Yaaarrrrrrrrr fucking kidding me.

Billionaire paranoia is leaking into their AI servants.

With our luck, he’ll wind up also refusing to feed Jim Belushi.

🙏

Unfortunately, the impact of an actual snowflake on a Cybertruck will irreparably damage its finish.

Someone will have to figure out how to get one of the sides to stop believing that the country would be a paradise if only their opponents could be completely eradicated, first.

“Why are you talking about that? You can’t talk about that! Biden isn’t in charge anymore, we’re all done talking about that!”

http://archive.today/2025.03.10-094105/https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-privately-fuming-after-king-charles-makes-other-leaders-feel-special-too/

It’s like that child who pouts because he doesn’t get presents on his brother’s birthday.

Leave the gay planes alone!

Oh dear, one of Trump’s rubber stamps seems to be malfunctioning. Perhaps some helpful billionaire will buy her an RV and a house for her mom, that seems to work on other justices.

Let’s go easy over there, Squirrelly Dan.

Thank you 😑

What’s next? “I’m a proud Polish UFOlogist with real proof that aliens exist and they want to meet you!”

Ugh, I always end up having to use a ball of masking tape to pick up the little bits, and I always miss a few.

Tariffs? Oh right, import taxes. Fuck Trump.

Pig butchered? I’m already halfway there!