What a ridiculous lawsuit. The tenant should get $200 million and get to pull the rope that releases the landlord’s guillotine. Also, should get to flick the match that burns down the apartment complex.
I don’t fuck around with roaches.
I don’t see what’s so difficult to understand. If you can’t retire at 60, try again at 90. At 120, you really should consider an alternative. If you have to wait until 150, retirement will likely be a lower-priority issue. \s
I wrote this quickly while going on the toilet. Just thought I’d share.
$7K a year ago
Holy shit. Most people I know who have lived in Lubbock left because “it’s too small of a city and everyone knows your business.”
I’d still chalk that up as a “pro” in the column for “life achievements.”
If you’d said that there’s a woman in Abilene who trusted you implicitly, I’d question our currently questionable friendship
Been to Abilene—had a bad time. Wouldn’t recommend it. Story seems pretty par for the course.
What’s that in freedom units?
or the luchador that’s randomly moved in with you
I knew something was different!
“What was Windows even doing for us?”
Providing minimal malware protection while being actual malware?
Check it out, I’m a masshole! *toot*
She’s that lady who married the Unabomber from The Office
Put the “minor” back in “coal miners”
Call me in-deciduous, but I can’t tell if I’m entertained or nut. Maybe I’m just being a whiny little beech…
Is that a good thing? Should there really be more of us?
Yup! Mine and every voting age member of my family in San Antonio! Thanks for checking
Is it a jar of jam or jelly?
"Sorry I missed the meeting that should have been an email, the military fucked up my alarms. Anyway, just send me an email with the tldr. "