bustin’

Would it be awkward for one of them to misgender the other’s dog

Personally, I don’t care. But some people take it really, really personally when you misgender their dog, and they tend to be exactly who you think they are.

Sounds like you’re salty. You know what’s not salty? New Coke. Catch the Wave.

I had one I called a “slambien.” Ambien, lorazepam, and Benadryl. It sadly didn’t always work. But then there’s always seroquel if you never want to wake up again.

The hatman and his spiders have arrived

The only ingredient worth a damn in that stuff is Tylenol. Just take Tylenol.

This guy knows what’s up.

Question if you’ve been recently: is it just me or have they made movies really damn loud? Not in the sense that they’re trying to get a broader dynamic range, but the whole thing is just tinnitus-inducing the whole way through. Is the mix just bad, the tuning bad, or are the volumes just cranked?

just touching fentanyl

But you can watch a cop fake a seizure from being within 500 yards of it and lol at their dumb asses

“25 or 6 to 4” by Chicago. He’s a band geek at heart, so the horn section is a must.

Gassin up the bois at the urinal

I am not sure about the risk of “causing” per se versus “onset,” but if there’s any latent mental health stuff floating around in there, it will absolutely be like poking a bear. I’d suggest waiting a few years for sure.

“You took the box! Let’s see what’s in the box! Nothing! Absolutely nothing! STUPID! You so STU-PIIIIIIIIIIID!”

I’m thinking the people with this kind of money probably don’t use our riff-raff banks.

Yeah, this is some shit. I miss the days when you could pay like $50 for a year and got a card that discounted 10% off everything. I abused that thing.

Nah, we can just parlay on Polymarket

We see a lot of BLTA’s at restaurants here in the US: a BLT with a couple slices of avocado on top. I’d give that a try as well. Also when checking for ripeness, I usually press the stem area with my thumb slightly. If it gives a little bit, it’s good to go. If it’s rock hard, skip it.

You know he doesn’t tip, so they’re not delivering twice.

Putting in a request now for the intro noises from Korn’s “Twist.”