It was around in 2022, at least in this iteration, when they consolidated a bunch of cases. The mommy wellness blog machine kicked off hard. Retailers like Walmart were sued too, because people are fucking dumb as rocks.

People have tried in the past and each time it got thrown out because the judges ruled they were full of shit. As recently as 2023, even, from Reuters:

Cote, in a 148-page ruling, found that none of the five expert witnesses proposed by the plaintiffs had offered a sound scientific methodology to support their opinion that Tylenol’s active ingredient, acetaminophen, could cause autism spectrum disorder (ASD) and attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD).

“Instead, the unstructured approach adopted by the plaintiffs’ experts permitted cherry-picking, allowed a results-driven analysis, and obscured the complexities, inconsistencies, and weaknesses in the underlying data,” she wrote.

Referencing the original 404media article:

“I want my MONEY MEXICO,” a user of the Scattered LAPSUS$ Hunters Telegram channel … posted on Thursday. The message was referencing a claim from the DHS that Mexican cartels have begun offering thousands of dollars for doxing agents. The U.S. government has not provided any evidence for this claim.

Lol. Rofl, even.

Michael Jackson tribute rep: “the fee fee, hee hee”

That’s awesome! I heard that his only question before saying yes to the role was whether or not you’d see Elvis’s penis.

Bubba Ho-Tep. Nursing home Elvis fights the Mummy? Silly as hell. But they nailed it.

That one kid with a flipper zero: hold my juice box

Used Mercedes dealership

Let’s dance, Elohim

“Jesus, I seen what you done for John Denver, and I want that for me.”

Yeah, it’s like 1 good item + 2 bullshit items and a drink for $9 in the deluxe box.

Giving me a paragraph where Tom Cruise grows increasingly frustrated during his juggalo-themed commercial for shrimp fried rice.

Take me down to cavity city

Where the gum holes stink

And nerve endings are wriggly

“The KKK is a little better than Free Palestine. The crisp white robes? The anonymity? They’re basically racist laundry!”

funky slap bass

Ok, so in all seriousness, he doesn’t “debate” in the classical sense of two parties entering a forum with good intentions and open minds. Kirk’s brand of “debate” was getting selectively edited viral clips of flustered college students who couldn’t come up with a coherent response to the bullshit he spat out. He never changed his mind (and would never) because that would make him look weak, and that’s not what his brand of “debate” is about — it’s about winning at any cost and making people look dumb for the views.

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Big Black’s Pig Pile absolutely slaps as a live album over the studio versions.

The GOP really don’t want their fellow chasers to get popped in self-defense when the trans panic sets in.

Releasing a couple banger albums and dying on a cross of your own self-destruction by age 33?

Send more DOGE staffers into the streets alone at night with their propeller beanies and oversized lollipops.