Tiefling IRL

Low rent? This would be $3000/Mo in NYC. Somehow landlords here manage to find the smallest half-tubs that don’t actually work for shit.

NYC. Everyone talks about it with a wink and a smile, from coworkers to friends to random people. The only people who are opposed to it are my company’s rich directors.

Gay woman

Small ones are cute and bite sized, big ones are squishy pillows. Regardless of size, they’re all soft and cute.

That’s by design. Republicans are child molestation pros

It’s ADHD hell

I was able to get dismissed with a therapist’s note last time

Police already have those

What’s next? The guy who runs the corner gas station sells cigarettes at his store. Cigarettes are addictive and known to cause cancer. So this means the guy who owns the gas station should get murdered?

He’s not the one making them, the cigarette companies are

What about the CEOs of the gun companies? Should they get murdered because they put out a product that people use to kill others?

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Those oppressors would just as easily turn around and kill you while profiting off it, why give them a pass?

just because they don’t like them.

Wow what a way to oversimplify the problem. Would you have been saying this in May 1945?

Question, can I change my sex at birth?

If really depends on why your eyesight is bad. I have a degenerative condition called keratoconus and was told that if I get LASIK I’m at risk of going blind, so I have to use glass sclerals. The benefit is that the scars on my eye have been smoothing out.

veterinarian pistol

Half the population lacks the brain functions necessary to feel empathy. We call them conservatives in the US.

No, I’m not kidding

I’ll take that trade

Murderer? What murderer? The CEO tripped while carrying a gun and accidentally shot himself twice in the back 🤫

Someone should start a petition

America is literally founded on racism. First white settlers came and gave smallpox to anyone who looked different than them. Then they imported dark skinned people and made them literal slaves. Then half the country waged a war against the other half over the right to keep them as slaves. There was even a period of time when Italians and Irish weren’t considered white as a means to discriminate.

There is a lot more context than just skin tone, and unfortunately white supremacy was never curb stomped out

Lots of places, anywhere you can really

Getting denaturalized, losing access to my hormones (I can’t produce either naturally), losing my partner, and ending up in a camp

But you know, cheaper eggs… Maybe…

Manslaughter is just an unavoidable risk in the name of short term profit, but we can counter it with thoughts and prayers /s